From the Book - First edition.
Introduction: The things they wouldn't do
Part I: The music of dissent. Super fucking famous
An oasis for artists and misfits
Part II: "We're still laughing. It's a real shock.". Picture James Brown fronting the Dave Clark Five
We weren't really close in a lot of ways
Hey, he really knows his shit!
A certain amount of chaos
Sit and try for the big kill
Lots of impressive first-time songs
Chronic town, poster torn
Part III: This one goes out. Here we are
My soul doth magnify the Lord
So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star
Gravity pulling me around
A magic kingdom, open-armed
Things we never thought would happen have happened
Part IV: The monster. HI, hi, hi, hi
Are you ready to rock 'n' roll?
The most improbably successful group in music today
Does everyone still want to do this?
Did someone put a curse on us?
Part V: The name of this band is R.E.M. and this is what we do. How the West was won...
The name of this band is R.E.M.
Let's all get on with it.