From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Motherhood: The beginning of the end (before conception, after delivery)
I drink because I'm a comic
Let's play twenty questions
DUI (dating under the influence)
Do I have to quit or can I just cut down?
How I almost became a lifetime movie
What's God got to do with it?
Where everybody knows your (first) name
The moms on the other side of the fence
Sorry about your bachelorette party
Epilogue: In the end, there is gratitude. Acknowledgments.