From the Book - First edition.
Assumptions are not your friend
If you're gonna cry, know how to cry
Know the cards and play your best hand
You encounter more personalities than people
A spoonful of humor helps everything go down
Madness without a reason is straight-up insanity
Get your piece of the pie
Crying in your oatmeal-soy-almond latte never helps anything
Get up an hour before you need to
Unless you're *literally* the sun, work doesn't revolve around you
You don't need to be the top banana
