Unbecoming a lady: the forgotten sluts and shrews that shaped America

Introduction: Upon finding oneself to be plain, cranky, a bit self-absorbed, and a tad slutty

Making a spectacle of oneself: Daring drama queens of dubious renown

Ballbusters: Business broads who played with the big boys

That's sissy stuff: Dames who took a perfectly good thing and made it better

The righteous sisters: Goody-goodies for God

Running her mouth: Big-mouth broads, changing the world one cringey reveal at a time

Too far, too soon: shrill shrews who didn't know when to stop

Conclusion: Be dreadful.