Hey, Jesus, it's me: I have questions, comments, and concerns

Introduction

Part One: Caught between a rock and a hot flash

Men get hot, women sweat

My height, my weight, my business

Onnay'all is lyin'

Where my hoise at?

God's perfect timing

Advanced maternal age

Part Two: Can you ghost your family in heaven? Cups and ice

Bless this food

Heavenly Uber

Southern funerals

Grow guts

All because of Caramel Cake

Recipes

Part Three: I'd rather chew glass than talk ugly... but crunch, crunch-here we go. Throw stones

Bad apples give good advice

An egg bowl full of nuts

Naggin' wife

Kill 'em with kindness

Sommay'all

Unspoken prayer request

Conclusion: Let me put one last bug in your ear

Acknowledgments

About the author.