America the beautiful?: one woman in a borrowed Prius on the road most traveled

Introduction: It's a free country

Part I: the plains. Hermergency ; Somewhat complex flesh machine ; This one's hard ; Leaves of gas, grass, or ass

Part II: the intermountain west. A weird cactus doing really well for itself ; Why isn't this rock famous? ; Wedgie test ; Where do they put the bison at night? ; Be respectful for fuck's safe

Part III: the west coast. Heroic nature adventurer ; Living the life of a normal human ; No offense to clouds ; Against stripping Yosemite for parts ; The national parks suck ass

Part IV: The Southwest. See trees while trees still exist ; Watching, screaming ; Okay, Marfa slaps ; Returning to the toilet women.