Everybody's favorite: tales from the world's worst perfectionist

Introduction: Attack of the Madisons

Nothing's funnier than naked

Popular sins, explained

Sexy cartoon God

Tiny dainty baby lady

Evening of carnal delights as envisioned by my ten-year-old self

Welcome to Ass Planet

I'm a clog bitch now

I'm a clog bitch now (Part 2)

Incredible vibrating teen

Beware the howler

Poor woman's Steve Irwin

Essential items to have on hand when the world ends

Bugging out

I am backpacking pug

I'm a B12 bitch now

Face of an angel, heart of a gerbil

Out of office

Opinion machine

Quiz: which boy band archetype is your perfect boo?

Bag egg

Madison forever.